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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:23 pm

Aslam u alikum Dear all members ager ap k pass funny jokes hain to yahan share kerain.

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:24 pm

Pathan calls his wife from Sheikhupura
nokar ne phon receve kia
pathan:
Begam Saheba se baat krvao
nokar:
Wo to sahab k sath dinner kr rahi hen,
pathan:
Par sahab to main hu,
nokar:
Ab me kya karu?
Pathan:
Mar de dono ko
AFTER KILLING
nokar:
Lashon ka kya kru?
Pathan:
ghar k pechy jo nadi hai us mei phenk k bhag ja
nokar:
Par ghar ke peechy to koi nadi nahi hai
pathan:
To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai?
nokar
Nahi
pthan
sorryWRoNG NuMBEr

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:49 pm

Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:50 pm

New Style Of Proposing a Girl
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.Aap K Paaon Bohat Khubsurat Hæn,
Kya Yehi Khobsurat Paaon Meray Bachon Ki Jannat Ban Saktay Hain..???

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:50 pm

Girl 2 boy:
Mujhe apna mobile de do men isko dekh k tumay yad karun gi.
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena k me ne mangatha usne nahe dia

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:50 pm

Wife: Itni Slow Awaz Me kis Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?
Husband: Bahen se.
Wife: Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat Hai?
Husband:
Tumhari Jo Hai.:-

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:50 pm

Wife:
Suna Hai K Jannat Mein Husband k sath
WIFE ko nahi rehny dety?
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HUSBAND:
Sahi suna hai,
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Wife:
Aisa Q?.
Husband:Pagli isi liye To Usy Jannat Kehty Hain.

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:50 pm

A Man goes to a shop :
“I need a ladies suit..?”
Shopkeeper:
“Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?”

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:51 pm

1 admi aisa ROBOT ghar laya jo jhoot bolny per THAPPAR marta tha
Beta: papa aaj main school nhi jaunga mery pait mein dard hai (chatakh)!!
Bap: dekha! Apnay jhoot bola is liay aapko saza mili,main jab aap jitna tha to kabi jhoot nhi bolta tha (chatakh)
Wife (hansty huay):ap hi ka beta hai
(chatakhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:01 pm

Bv apny shohar se:
Kya main kabhi tumhary khwab mein ai hoon?"
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Shohar: Kabhi nahin
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Bv: Kyun?
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Shohar: Kyun k main 'Ayatul Kursi' parrh k sota hoon...

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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:01 pm

. "Technology Ki Jung"
Google ne kah: Aik lafaz likho hazaron nateejay doon ga
Vicky pedia ne kaha: Aik lafaz likho hazaron safhat doon ga
Internet bola: Mere bgair kuch nai ker saktay
Computer bola: Tu konsa mere bgair kuch ker sakta hai
ye sab sun ker bijli hansi or boli: " Bhonki Jaao..."

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Post by fazain on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:44 am

A Eid k chaand kion karta hain to Molvion ko pareshaan
Tujhy dekhnay k liye bechain hain Mufti Muneeb urhman
Tujhay dekh nahi pate Pakistan k insaan
magar na janay kaha se dhoond lete hain tujhy Peshawer k pathan

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Post by Nightrider on Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:06 am

Hahahahahahahaha bohat khoob faizan bhai

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