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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:52 pm

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Aslam u alikum dear all members yahan hum sab sirf funny potry post kerain gay.

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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:20 am

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai
Kahi Aisa To Nahi
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:20 am

Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya
Mai Samajh Gaya Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:21 am

Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Per Barse
Aapki Chahat Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse
Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne Baigan Ke
Aap Kuch Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:22 am

Arz Hai
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:23 am

Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa,
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Miyaaun…
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Miyaaun…
Malik: Kaun Hai?
Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:23 am

Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi…
Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,
Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:24 am

Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:24 am

Wo Jo Sar Jhuka Ke Baithe Hain
Hamara Dil Churaye Baithe Hain
Humne Unse Kaha Hamara Dil Hume Lauta Do
To Bole Hum To Hatho Mein Mehendi Laga Ke Baithe Hain…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:25 am

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon
Chhor Kar Jaoge To Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:26 am

Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:27 am

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne
Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:29 am

Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?

Boy : 30-40 Bar..

Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?

Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:30 am

A chinese couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies
They Named:
1. Jo Hoyo
2. So Hoyo
Next Year They Had One Black Baby
They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:32 am

Just Imagine
Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho
Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai
Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai
Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue
Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara
Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala
Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain
Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya
Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:32 am

Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya,
…Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya
Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain
Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:33 am

Actually
Basically
Biologically
Technically
Chemically
Physically
Mentally
Mathematically
Electrically
Normally
Mechanically
&
Finally

I am So Sweet…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:34 am

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by fazain on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:18 am

zabardast shairing shukriya
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by fazain on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:46 am

Teri deed jis ko naseeb hain Wo naseeb Qabiol e deed hain

Lekin tujhy sochna meri chaand raat our tujhy dekhna meri eid hain
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