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Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:52 pm

Aslam u alikum dear all members yahan hum sab sirf funny potry post kerain gay.

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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:56 pm

arz kia hai .
Jab se begum ne mujay murga bana rakha hai
main ne nazron ki tara sir bhi jhuka rakha hai
bartano! Aaj mere sir pe barastay kiu ho
main ne dho dha k tumain kitna saja rakha hai
pehlay bailan ne banaya mere sir pe ghoomerr
or chimtay ne mera gaal saja rakha hai
saray kapray to jala dalay meri begum ne
zaib tan kernay ko banyan phata rakha hai
ay kunwaro! Yunhi abad raho shad raho
hum ko begum ne to sooli pe charha rakha hai
wohi dunia main muqqadar ka sikandar tehra!
Jis ne khud ko shadi se bacha rakha hai
haq e niswan ki jo leeder hain batain to zara
kis ne sartaj ko jooti pe utha rakha hai
roz laiti hai talashi wo police ki manind
puchti hai paiso ko kahan chupa rakha hai
pee ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi hans k akbar
maar khanay main bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai

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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:56 pm

G To Paish-e-Khidmat Hai
.
Chalo Aao Mosam Ka Saroor Chakhain
Tamam Duwain Bacho Ki Puhanch Se Door Rakhain
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Tum Se Milnay Ki Ab Kia Justujo Kerain
Tabiyat Ziyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujo Kerain
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Hamari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Kerain
Syrup Ko Achi Tara Hilla Ker Istamal Kerain
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Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jab Uski Dolli
Suba Dopaher Sham Aik Aik Goli
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Dil Mera Ishq Kernay Per Razamand Rahy Ga
Juma K Din Clinic Band Rahy Ga

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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by Nightrider on Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:56 pm

Wo Hamain Kafir Kehtay Hain To Kehtay Rahain
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Ami Kehti Hain, Jo Kehta Hai Wohi Hota Hai

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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:22 pm

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:23 pm

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:24 pm

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:26 pm

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…
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Post by moazka on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:27 pm

Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:27 pm

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
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Re: Funny Poetry

Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:07 am

Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:07 am

Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:08 am

Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu

Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki

Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee

Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya

Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha

Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha

Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya

Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (khushi) Ka Baap Hoon…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:08 am

Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue…

Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:09 am

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai…

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Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di
Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam Likha
Aur
Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:10 am

Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi
Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi
Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali
Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:11 am

Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana…
Yaaro… Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana…

Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:12 am

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:15 am

Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah… Wah…
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:15 am

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:16 am

Teacher to Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?

Student: P.H.D.

Teacher: Kya Matlab?

Student: Pajama Holding Device.
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:17 am

Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:17 am

Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai
Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai
Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise
Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…
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Post by moazka on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:18 am

Dr. to Patient’s friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete…
Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai…

Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
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Post by Nightrider on Sat Aug 18, 2012 2:18 am

Aslamu alikum boooooht khoooob booooht alaaaa moazka bhai? Boht hi achi and funny posting kia hai aap ne keep posting bro.
Would u like to tell us your good nam?

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